Purrfect Solutions for an Imperfect World

Full-service Fuzz

Who needs man's best friend? When it comes to selling fish-flavored bits and yarn balls filled with catnip, who better to turn to than feisty felines?

Unconditional Cute, Conditional Love

If you don't like what is being served for dinner, knock over some expensive glassware until you get what you want.

Live Every Day Like Caturday

What is a nap? It's the moment before you need more napping. The goal can never be reached, because it is, by definition, unreachable.

Kitty Team

Toli

Toli is a little shit. But she also loves spooning your head and pretending to be a scarf. She has eaten at least 17 kinds of fruit, one of which inspired a controversial polemic in a prominent socialist magazine.

Favorite Toy:
Vape caps

Wilby

This handsome orange kitty is a world traveler. After having been rescued from the streets of Brooklyn, he did a stint in Netherlands before taking up residence overlooking Central Park. He summers on Cape Cod where he consults on design.

Favorite Toy:
Rainbow String

Mouse

Favorite Toy:

Artemis

Enjoys hiding from strangers.

Favorite Toy:

Mishka

Mishka is the world's most elegant cat; she is also the biggest and strongest. The fuzziest princess, the gentlest queen: she sheds several pounds of fur a day.

Favorite Toy:
Laser Pointer

Ember

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